Rumor #1: Rapturevision owns Max Fisch.
A) Well we’ve heard that Rapturevision has made so much money on his website (egomaniacally named Rapturevision, wouldn’t you know), that not only has he bought Max Fisch, but he has branched out into legitimate ventures. He owns a controlling share of Ben and Jerry’s, 10% of Nathan’s hot dogs, owns the complete rights to the Teletubby brand (the Rapture dommes are going to be the Teletubbies next season), and is working on a cab le TV pilot with Rachel Ray for a show on using kitchen utensils as sex toys.
B) Another rumor we heard, with we consider slightly more plausible, is that there is no Rapturevision OR Max Fisch, anymore. Both had to leave the country quickly, Max because of a debt he couldn’t pay, and Rap because one of the lead Rapture girls got pregnant (although there are rumors that it was a false pregnancy). They both ended up on the same Caribbean island, and ended up hooking up with and becoming collared slaves of Perverta. Both are happy as clams, dusting and climbing coconut trees.
So who took over the web personas of Max and Rap? We don’t know for sure, but there is this creepy guy down the hall from me that I suspect. Lomax suspects they are both computer programs, the Max Fisch program locks threads when enough of the “right” posters complain, and the Rapturevision program picks random insults from a database and hurls them at posters that say anything negative about him or Rapture. Hey, I could even write THAT program!!
Rumor #2. There is a NYC domme that specializes in brown showers with corn in her poop.
I wouldn’t believe this rumor, but it IS the age of specialization. There are dommes that specialize in giving enemas, OTK spankings, there are strap-on dommes, etc. etc. But I never thought there would be enough guys that like corn in poop that one could make a living at it. But lomax says that a lot of subs will go for anything weird, and I guess this has to qualify.
Her name is “Mistress Niblets”. She is an independent, but doesn’t have a website. You have to know somebody that knows her, she is by reference only. You can request what she eats before the session: corn on the cob, canned corn, frozen corn, creamed corn, or corn chowder. For extra you can mix and match, corn on the cob with corn chowder on the side, e.g. I don’t know if she does organic.
I have also heard that she is in Manhattan and does both incall and outcall, she will provide melted butter or margarine on request, and if her poops are really hard she will offer you those little prongy things that you (normally) stick in the ends of corn on the cob (shaped like little ears of corn).
Anywy, if anyone has sessioned with Mistress Niblets please PM us on max. Lomax would really like a session with her. He would love to have a session and get his veggies at the same time.
Rumor #3: There is a house domme that is causing problems by biting her clients.
There is this new domme at a well known house that is very popular, but has caused conflict by biting her clients and leaving teeth marks. She was warned many times not to bite her clients, unless specifically requested to. But she bites just about every one anyway, even repeat clients that have specifically said they can’t be marked, or don’t want to be bitten again.
She bites in various places, but her favorite spat is right around the nipple. But she bites arms, legs, feet, backs, toes, even faces, cheeks, and one guy on the nose. She even bit a guy so hard on the ear he bled.
Well after repeated warnings, the house owner gave her an ultimatum, either she has to stop biting, or wear one of those cones that dogs and cats wear, when doing sessions. She opted for the cone, but that caused problems too. Some clients didn’t want to session with a domme wearing a cone, for various reasons. And when she did do sessions, the cone caused lots of problems, with blind spots, with depth perception, and they say it made her really angry. Her aim with a whip was awful, and she was tripping on things a lot. And she could still bite appendages, fingers and toes, and she did!!
So they had to let her go. We hear she is now working as an independent. As a public service, we are publishing this picture of her (albeit wearing her cone). Watch out for this domme!!
Rumor #4 Smellyballs has a twin sister
True, her name is Stinkytwat, she lives in the west village with her significant other, and is a stagehand. She hasn’t had an active web presence in years however, due to her busy schedule. But I am working on her to become a guest contributor on the Lobby Report. One rumor that is false is that she’s a midget. She is NOT, she’s just very short.
Ok a couple of comments on 2 locked posts:
Why attack Rapture? (puppyjohn)
Maybe plain old jealousy, at least that’s what I think. Almost everyone is jealous of someone. Guys that can afford their own small private jet are jealous of the guys that own a large private jet. Only the truly enlightened are never jealous, and for sure there are not many of those among the max fisch crowd.
Lomax, on the other hand, has a different view. He thinks people want S&M to be untouched by commercialism, slickness, and sophistication. He wants to be able to smell semen when he walks into a dungeon. He doesn’t want dommes that are Ivy league graduates, or even Ivy league dropouts. He wants dommes that grew up in Appalachia, and are out on parole. He gets turned on by dommes that can’t spell. He keeps his old Screw magazines, and takes them out to reminisce about the good old days when dommes were scary and unsanitary. He likes the smell of the old newsprint too.
“Those days are pretty much gone, my smellness. “ spews lomax. “I’ve never been to Rapture, but I bet it’s clean, the dommes take showers before every session, and they sanitize the rooms after every session. When I walk in a dungeon room, I’d rather see a turd in the corner with flies circling it than smell Lysol.
“Rapture has become the symbol of what is wrong with S&M, young healthy beautiful educated clean disease free women working in a sanitized friendly professional environment. I mean, even their tattoos are expensive professional tattoos.
“Guys like me pine for the good old days, when dommes were dommes because they were mean, and they were mean because life fucked them over and they found a way to make a few bucks fucking over the type of guys that fucked them over in the first place. They had scars from knife fights, their tattoos weren’t pictures but names of their boyfriends, if they had teeth they were crooked, and they weren’t working on their master’s degrees. That’s why people attack Rapture.”
Well there you go, true words of wisdom from the man who is the soul of NYC S&M, lomax the insane.
DemaskedMarvel is a pompus asshole (switchmarienyc)
Well maybe he is a tad of a pompus asshole, but I don’t think that that is a rare character trait of posters on max, male and female. Hey, if people started a thread for every pompus asshole on max, we’d probably crash the server. Maybe you should start a generic thread “Who’s your favorite pompus asshole?” Then we can out/trash them all in one fell swoop. (Wonder where that expression came from?)
Sometimes you can tell a poster is going to be a pompus asshole by their name alone. Posters that have Knight or Captain or Marvel in their names are bound to be more pompus then say “Toe cheese licker” or “worthless worm”, etc. But you got to be careful …..
My favorite pompus asshole’s name is JeffW, totally innocuous screen name. Sometimes when he posts I squeeze his name between my thumb and forefinger, to squeeze the pompusness out of him. But it never works. So I just imagine that the more pompus they are on the boards, the more pathetic their real lives are. Which is probably close to the truth, more often than not.
Finally, lomax ate some mushrooms and wrote this tribute to Mistress Wynter, who he thinks is one of the great dommes of NYC.
Tribute to Wynter (in the style of emotionalilboytoy.)
I been admiring your beauty and strength for a long time, going back to the time when my power mommy rangers tolden me, being that they were very busy with their slaves and having other responsibilities and decisions and maybe I was getting on their nerves but I am not sure but in either case I wasn’t needed and they said it was ok for me to find a new york city power monny ranger, which I could do but from a distance since I am not the northern city type more the good ol’ southern bajou Cajun swamp boy and I need to be close in case one of my power mommy rangers need me and although it is not football sesason I was asked to help at spring practice at the high school which I like to do because it is hot and I like to watch strong men sweat but not sexually though maybe a little when the sweat drips down a swollen bicep, not that they are beautiful like Justin Timberlake except for the third string quarterback and the punter.
So being that I was allowed to have a nyc power mommie ranger, I immediately thought of you because of your power and beauty and I also like it cause you don’t take no shit and I admire that. None of my power mommy rangers take shit and neither do I because my power mommy rangers know me better than I know myself and know what I like and don’t like and even though they know that I will do almost anything for them they also understand me and wouldn’t ask me to lick the snot that was hanging out a cow’s nostril which a lady who wasn’t one of my power mommy rangers tried to make me do last summer on a 100 degree day at a party.
I WOULD lick the snot hanging out from YOUR nostril, though I doubt that would ever happen unless maybe you drank a sip of coffee and and it went down the wrong pipe or maybe Harlequinn said something really funny when you were eating, but I imagine if that happened I would have to stand in line behind all of your devoted slaves who would beg you to lick the snot hanging off your nose. Some people when they laugh too hard or unexpectedly, a little poop comes out their hynie, but I won’t go there, plus I know you’re too much of a power mommy ranger lady for that too happen, at least very often. Power mommy rangers have very strong very tight sphincters, like that starting left tackle at State a few years ago.
So I want to worship you from afar, but if you need anything that I can get for you, like hot sauce or a t-shirt, or anything you can think of like chicory or smoked meat I can even get a whole smoked alligator ifin you want my cousin from Kenner catches ‘em and smokes em’ live cause he says they’re better that way and the baby’s are the best cause they’re tender, not that he smokes ‘em as good as my aunt Henrietta who had a secret recipe but she’s dead but maybe she gave it to her daughter Fecilia but she is in California at a Buddhist monestary and I doubt they eat smoked baby gator btw can lesbians be Buddhists?
Sweetness,
ELBT
and good ol' larry here
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